Interviews are wretched. I forgot how to speak like an adult and instead did that four year old thing I do. I didn't get the job.

Ziggy has turned into a blood hungry Zombie-bird. She no longer eats the worms, they eat her.

I'll regret that sentence when she's dead.

Katy Perry, you have won yourself a cheesy scene on the L Word with that single of yours...

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It's catchy but lacking talent and with a hint of whore.

I'm so desperate for a job. I saw the woman I use to babysit for. I quit after two years of sticky fingers and shitty diapers but damn I was hoping she wanted me back...peh.

I can't do the health food store thing again..."what's the difference between these three coconut oils?" "...they are three different brands..." I hate customer service.